i sit behind adam. i blog about him, the workday and anything else truly not important. why are you reading this stupid blog?

Friday, July 18, 2008

my original post

OK, so I solved the riddle. Big deal. I'm a smart guy. People value my opinion. I'm no dummy. I can do long division in my head. I can recite the Magna Carta (OK, not really, but I can totally make a pun on it about japanese comic books, and call it the manga carta).

Anyways, adam and I just got back from the great Polish National Home in downtown Hartford. The food, as always, was delicious. I got the usual; a polish plate (kielbasa, sauerkraut, perogis) plus two extra perogis. The only issue I have is how much of a bonehead food coma I've been in all afternoon.

Which is another way of saying I solved the riddle again today.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

mom's riddle

ha! i keep looking behing me and seeing adam trying to figure out the riddle my mom sent me. he saw it whilst going to get water on my computer. i love the privacy here! please see an earlier post about his alleged water gathering here in the office.

ha! ha! it says he was going to get water on my computer...but not like that!


----- .This will Mess With Your Head....

3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30

SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.

A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25

SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5.

ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF.

THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.

WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?
SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE AND THE ANSWER WILL APPEAR ON YOUR SCREEN... IT'S CRAZY

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Adam eats Nuts!

Slow news day.

One day last week Adam incorrectly identified some nuts!

I can't remember if they were actually almonds or incorrectly called almonds. This is a lame blog, so hopefully you had low expectations and are not dissappointed at my horrible story telling. For riveting story telling please check out www.sittingbehindwill.blogspot.com. Riveting!