adam's old desk under i91

relationships

william picks up shit under adams chair before it is crushed.

adam, "This is why i value our friendship and our working relationship. I know those two things are interealted."

william, "wait, stop! i wanna blog that before you fuck it up."

thorazine

thorazine.

adam always uses words like that. i usually know what they mean, but not this one. then he told me. this was all due to the movie i borrowed that showed Redman flattening out a piece of hash in order to use it as a rolling paper for a super strong blunt.

word.

ps. adam got up and went to the bathroom as i was writing the above.

Lunch and a post!

Whilst walking to adam's car for lunch i started thinking about how much we have in common. When adam remarked, "Banks are dicks." i agreed and decided to compile a list of things we have in common while eating lunch at the Polish National Home.

here it is:

we both think banks are dicks
we are both fast readers
we both like G'n'R
we both write blogs
we are both yankee fans
we both like beer
we both like the spigot
the above 3 seem to be points of the same triangle)
neither knew for sure if titty bars have happy hours
we like space ghost coast to coast
we both like joe barber
we both like calling the above joey babaganuoush
we both give mayor perez thumbs down
we both give meir rinde thumbs up
we live in hartford
we have both hooked up with trinity girls
we both really like the Polish National Home
and unlike State Rep John Fonfara, we both know who ken krayeske is!

after realizing how much we have in common, things got awkward and we paid the bill and returned to work.

my original post

OK, so I solved the riddle. Big deal. I'm a smart guy. People value my opinion. I'm no dummy. I can do long division in my head. I can recite the Magna Carta (OK, not really, but I can totally make a pun on it about japanese comic books, and call it the manga carta).

Anyways, adam and I just got back from the great Polish National Home in downtown Hartford. The food, as always, was delicious. I got the usual; a polish plate (kielbasa, sauerkraut, perogis) plus two extra perogis. The only issue I have is how much of a bonehead food coma I've been in all afternoon.

Which is another way of saying I solved the riddle again today.

mom's riddle

ha! i keep looking behing me and seeing adam trying to figure out the riddle my mom sent me. he saw it whilst going to get water on my computer. i love the privacy here! please see an earlier post about his alleged water gathering here in the office.

ha! ha! it says he was going to get water on my computer...but not like that!


----- .This will Mess With Your Head....

3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30

SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.

A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25

SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5.

ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF.

THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.

WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?
SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE AND THE ANSWER WILL APPEAR ON YOUR SCREEN... IT'S CRAZY

Adam eats Nuts!

Slow news day.

One day last week Adam incorrectly identified some nuts!

I can't remember if they were actually almonds or incorrectly called almonds. This is a lame blog, so hopefully you had low expectations and are not dissappointed at my horrible story telling. For riveting story telling please check out www.sittingbehindwill.blogspot.com. Riveting!