i am sitting at another desk...

and yet, adam is still sitting behind me.

man date manana!

will and adam will be dining manana at the Polish National Home at high noon. Jordan and Mike will be joining us. are you? C'mon on down and buy us lunch! we'll sign books other people wrote, sell lunch tour shirts and maybe even order extra perogi's! yeah, we live life like that!

and i promise photos of adam from CCH on my next post! or atleast some photos. or at the very least a link to some photos.

This blog cannot be stopped!!!!

yeah...so what if i am moving away!?!? i can still blog about all of adam's shenanigans in the office. i don't need to be here nor there. most of what i have written has been proved untrue anyways...so i think all will continue on.

for example, i was not here yesterday, but that won't stop me from writing about how adam left his coffee cup in the bathroom whilst enroute to the kitchen. watch me.

yesterday, adam left his coffee cup in the bathroom whilst enroute to the kitchen.

see. there! i did it. this blog will roll on and roll over anything and anyone who gets in its way. don't get squished!

adam's old desk under i91

relationships

william picks up shit under adams chair before it is crushed.

adam, "This is why i value our friendship and our working relationship. I know those two things are interealted."

william, "wait, stop! i wanna blog that before you fuck it up."

thorazine

thorazine.

adam always uses words like that. i usually know what they mean, but not this one. then he told me. this was all due to the movie i borrowed that showed Redman flattening out a piece of hash in order to use it as a rolling paper for a super strong blunt.

word.

ps. adam got up and went to the bathroom as i was writing the above.

Lunch and a post!

Whilst walking to adam's car for lunch i started thinking about how much we have in common. When adam remarked, "Banks are dicks." i agreed and decided to compile a list of things we have in common while eating lunch at the Polish National Home.

here it is:

we both think banks are dicks
we are both fast readers
we both like G'n'R
we both write blogs
we are both yankee fans
we both like beer
we both like the spigot
the above 3 seem to be points of the same triangle)
neither knew for sure if titty bars have happy hours
we like space ghost coast to coast
we both like joe barber
we both like calling the above joey babaganuoush
we both give mayor perez thumbs down
we both give meir rinde thumbs up
we live in hartford
we have both hooked up with trinity girls
we both really like the Polish National Home
and unlike State Rep John Fonfara, we both know who ken krayeske is!

after realizing how much we have in common, things got awkward and we paid the bill and returned to work.