Sitting Behind Adam

i sit behind adam. i blog about him, the workday and anything else truly not important. why are you reading this stupid blog?

Monday, December 1, 2008

adam broke the microwave ovens

yes, not one, but BOTH!

after setting the first on fire with his aluminum foil rapped leftovers, he used the other to warm soup and somehow accidently threw it across the room. wow.

i remember when i once accidently knocked over the fridge, but this is just rediculous!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

i am sitting at another desk...

and yet, adam is still sitting behind me.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

man date manana!

will and adam will be dining manana at the Polish National Home at high noon. Jordan and Mike will be joining us. are you? C'mon on down and buy us lunch! we'll sign books other people wrote, sell lunch tour shirts and maybe even order extra perogi's! yeah, we live life like that!

and i promise photos of adam from CCH on my next post! or atleast some photos. or at the very least a link to some photos.

This blog cannot be stopped!!!!

yeah...so what if i am moving away!?!? i can still blog about all of adam's shenanigans in the office. i don't need to be here nor there. most of what i have written has been proved untrue anyways...so i think all will continue on.

for example, i was not here yesterday, but that won't stop me from writing about how adam left his coffee cup in the bathroom whilst enroute to the kitchen. watch me.

yesterday, adam left his coffee cup in the bathroom whilst enroute to the kitchen.

see. there! i did it. this blog will roll on and roll over anything and anyone who gets in its way. don't get squished!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

relationships

william picks up shit under adams chair before it is crushed.

adam, "This is why i value our friendship and our working relationship. I know those two things are interealted."

william, "wait, stop! i wanna blog that before you fuck it up."

Thursday, August 14, 2008

thorazine

thorazine.

adam always uses words like that. i usually know what they mean, but not this one. then he told me. this was all due to the movie i borrowed that showed Redman flattening out a piece of hash in order to use it as a rolling paper for a super strong blunt.

word.

ps. adam got up and went to the bathroom as i was writing the above.